snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via queencharlemagne)

Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.

(Source: lilbebe914, via excusemyccharisma)

corinnestark:

sharipep:

Marge is such a great mom

She gets it. 

(Source: sandandglass, via groovinator)

"Dan, you’re like the closest person I’ve ever met to the guy in America Psycho. And I think you might think that that’s a compliment, but that’s just because a part of your brain is missing.” 

(Source: alisonnbries, via geraldcooperberg)

jxntry:

somebodytoloves:

somebodytoloves:

some white girls should just never dance 

image

Oh my god

lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends

(via beaucoupsourire)

He showed the words ‘chocolate cake’ to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. “Guilt” was the top response. If that strikes you as unexceptional, consider the response of French eaters to the same prompt: ‘celebration.’
━ Michael Pollan, In Defense of Food: An Eater’s Manifesto (via mizjtoz)

(Source: darkryemag, via beaucoupsourire)

theatrefetish:

Things girls look for in a boy:
•Day Man
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone

(via nachofortuneteller)

whippit-princess:

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994



was this when he was mayor

whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

(via underthestreet)

octoberspirit:

concept art - the prince of egypt, 1998, dreamworks animation

(via entonofos)